October 2026
Assume That Tune: Radiohead Edition
A) Creep B) Let Down C) How to Disappear Completely
Boys and Girls Soccer
Isabella Maslowska attempts a shot against Old Forge Photo Credits: Bonnie McCaffrey By: Reagan Anderson The girls finished their week strong, defeating Old Forge by a score of 7-0 on Thursday, September 24. This game proved as a baseline for what the girls are capable of on offense and led them into their game against…
Golf Team Sends 3 To Pre-Districts
Caption: Senior Chase Dein striking the ball. Credit: Mr. Heckman By: Sutton Rizzo As the Wallenpaupack golf team’s season winds down, the team is still seeing strides. Despite suffering a loss on senior night, which finished as a 169-207 defeat, the team sent three golfers to the pre-district tournament at Elkview Country Club. Seniors Gavin…
Movie Review: Masters of the Universe (2026)
Photo: Masters of the Universe Movie Poster By: Joseph Ward The 2026 live-action Masters of the Universe is an entertaining fantasy adventure that successfully brings the classic He-Man story to a modern audience. Directed by Travis Knight, the movie follows Prince Adam, played by Nicholas Galitzine, as he returns to Eternia after years on Earth and discovers…
Wallenpaupack Varsity Cross Country Sweeps Tri-Meet
By: Joseph Ward At the meet against Susquehanna, Forest City, and Mountain View, both the Wallenpaupack Varsity Boys and Varsity Girls teams secured impressive 3-win sweeps to advance their season records to 8-1. The Varsity Boys demonstrated remarkable depth with a top five spread of just 47 seconds, led by Chase Predmore in 2nd overall…
Fun Facts
Photo from Al-RafiBy: Mairyn Boone• Mars is not actually round, but instead, it’s shaped more like a rugby ball.• The fear of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.• Board games can reduce your risk of dementia.• Orcas wear other animals as hats.